Awesome Quotes and Sayings About Cats and Kittens
Quotations & Citations:
There are few things in life more heartwarming than to be welcomed by a cat.
~Tay Hohoff
It is impossible to keep a straight face in the presence of one or more kittens.
~Cynthia E. Varnado
If cats could talk, they wouldn’t.
~Nan Porter
If animals could speak, the dog would be a blundering outspoken fellow; but the cat would have the rare grace of never saying a word too much.
~Mark Twain
The cat could very well be man’s best friend but would never stoop to admitting it.
~Doug Larson
The problem with cats is that they get the exact same look on their face whether they see a moth or an axe-murderer.
~Paula Poundstone
Cats can work out mathematically the exact place to sit that will cause most inconvenience.
~Pam Brown
If there is one spot of sun spilling onto the floor, a cat will find it and soak it up.
~J.A. McIntosh
It doesn’t do to be sentimental about cats; the best ones don’t respect you for it.
~Susan Howatch
A dog, I have always said, is prose; a cat is a poem.
~Jean Burden
One is never sure, watching two cats washing each other, whether it’s affection, the taste, or a trial run for the jugular.
~Helen Thomson
There is no more intrepid explorer than a kitten.
~Jules Champfleury
I wish I could write as mysterious as a cat.
~Edgar Allan Poe
The ideal of calm exists in a sitting cat.
~Jules Reynard
The city of cats and the city of men exist one inside the other, but they are not the same city.
~Italo Calvino
If you are allergic to a thing, it is best not to put that thing in your mouth, particularly if the thing is cats.
~Lemony Snicket
In ancient times cats were worshiped as gods; they have not forgotten this.
~Terry Pratchett
What greater gift than the love of a cat?
~Charles Dickens
Before a cat will condescend
To treat you as a trusted friend,
Some little token of esteem
Is needed, like a dish of cream.~T.S. Eliot
People that hate cats will come back as mice in their next life.
~Faith Resnick
Kittens are angels with whiskers.
~Alexis Flora Hope
You own a dog but you feed a cat.
~Jenny de Vries
There is no snooze button on a cat who wants breakfast.
~Author Unknown
I have studied many philosophers and many cats. The wisdom of cats is infinitely superior.
~Hippolyte Taine