Awesome Quotes and Sayings About Dogs
Quotations & Citations:
Happiness is a warm puppy.
~ Charles M. Schulz
There is no psychiatrist in the world like a puppy licking your face.
~ Ben Williams
Dogs never bite me. Just humans.
~ Marilyn Monroe
Dogs’ lives are too short. Their only fault, really.
~ Agnes Sligh Turnbull
Outside of a dog, a book is man’s best friend. Inside of a dog it’s too dark to read.
~ Groucho Marx
If you pick up a starving dog and make him prosperous he will not bite you. This is the principal difference between a dog and man.
~ Mark Twain
If you pick up a starving dog and make him prosperous he will not bite you. This is the principal difference between a dog and man.
~ Mark Twain
Dogs are our link to paradise. They don’t know evil or jealousy or discontent. To sit with a dog on a hillside on a glorious afternoon is to be back in Eden, where doing nothing was not boring–it was peace.
~ Milan Kundera
Our dogs will love and admire the meanest of us, and feed our colossal vanity with their uncritical homage.
~ Agnes Repplier
If animals could speak, the dog would be a blundering outspoken fellow; but the cat would have the rare grace of never saying a word too much.
~ Mark Twain
If animals could speak, the dog would be a blundering outspoken fellow; but the cat would have the rare grace of never saying a word too much.
~ Mark Twain
A dog is the only thing on earth that loves you more than he loves himself.
~ Josh Billings
Properly trained, a man can be dog’s best friend.
~ Corey Ford
If there are no dogs in Heaven, then when I die I want to go where they went.
~ Will Rogers
Dogs laugh, but they laugh with their tails.
~ Max Eastman
Heaven goes by favor. If it went by merit, you would stay out and your dog would go in.
~ Mark Twain
A dog is not “almost human” and I know of no greater insult to the canine race than to describe it as such.
~ John Holmes
A bone to the dog is not charity. Charity is the bone shared with the dog, when you are just as hungry as the dog.
~ Jack London
If you get to thinking you’re a person of some influence, try ordering somebody else’s dog around.
~ Will Rogers
The only creatures that are evolved enough to convey pure love are dogs and infants.
~ Johnny Depp
Dogs are not our whole life, but they make our lives whole.
~ Roger Caras
All his life he tried to be a good person. Many times, however, he failed.
For after all, he was only human. He wasn’t a dog.
~ Charles M. Schulz
The most affectionate creature in the world is a wet dog.
~ Ambrose Bierce
Petting, scratching, and cuddling a dog could be as soothing to the mind and heart as deep meditation and almost as good for the soul as prayer.
~ Dean Koontz, False Memory
A dog is one of the remaining reasons why some people can be persuaded to go for a walk.
~ O.A. Battista
In order to really enjoy a dog, one doesn’t merely try to train him to be semi human. The point of it is to open oneself to the possibility of becoming partly a dog.
~ Edward Hoagland
The average dog is a nicer person than the average person.
~ Andy Rooney
The dog was created specially for children. He is the god of frolic.
~ Henry Ward Beecher
The more boys I meet the more I love my dog.
~ Carrie Underwood
The greatest love is a mother’s; then a dog’s; then a sweetheart’s.
~ Polish Proverb
Dogs are not our whole life, but they make our lives whole.
~ Roger A. Caras
No one appreciates the very special genius of your conversation as the dog does.
~ Christopher Morley
Dogs have given us their absolute all. We are the center of their universe. We are the focus of their love and faith and trust. They serve us in return for scraps. It is without a doubt the best deal man has ever made.
~ Roger A. Caras
If you are a dog and your owner suggests that you wear a sweater… suggest that he wear a tail.
~ Fran Lebowitz
If you don’t own a dog, at least one, there is not necessarily anything wrong with you, but there may be something wrong with your life.
~ Roger A. Caras
Whoever said you can’t buy happiness forgot little puppies.
~ Gene Hill
I believe in integrity. Dogs have it. Humans are sometimes lacking it.
~ Cesar Millan
The dog wags his tail, not for you, but for your bread.
~ Portuguese Proverb
If you can look at a dog and not feel vicarious excitement and affection, you must be a cat.
~ Carrie Latet
I care not for a man’s religion whose dog and cat are not the better for it.
~ Abraham Lincoln
The pug is living proof that God has a sense of humor.
~ Margo Kaufman
Dogs do speak, but only to those who know how to listen.
~ Orhan Pamuk
I wonder if other dogs think poodles are members of a weird religious cult.
~ Rita Rudner
The dog is the most faithful of animals and would be much esteemed were it not so common. Our Lord God has made His greatest gifts the commonest.
~ Martin Luther
The greatest pleasure of a dog is that you may make a fool of yourself with him, and not only will he not scold you, but he will make a fool of himself, too.
~ Samuel Butler
People love dogs. You can never go wrong adding a dog to the story.
~ Jim Butcher